Does your compass do this when you're near a UFO?

Directions to the Ramada Inn 
Bordentown, NJ
( you'll love it there :)

From the North (e.g., New York City):

From the north . Take the New Jersey Turnpike to Exit 7, then take Route 206 north about half a mile, the Ramada Inn is on the right. 

From New York City Penn Station, New Jersey Transit runs to Trenton, New Jersey.  Taxi from Trenton train station to Bordentown is approximately $20.

From the South(e.g., Philadelphia):

Take your favorite route to the New Jersey Turnpike, exit the Jersey Turnpike at exit 7, take Route 206 north about half a mile, the Ramada Inn  is on the right. 

   From the Pleiades:

Enter Earth coordinates and select Hyper Drive. Put your coffee down, then hit Activate. You'll arrive just outside the solar system since, as you know, Hyper Drive cannot be used safely near inhabited planets. You'll need to navigate toward Sol-3 but your computer should take care of the details. 

From Arcturus: 

Take the third star to the left and follow that to the gravity field. Park next to the black hole, walk to the event horizon and wait for the valet. 

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This page has a jigsaw puzzle background so in case you find it a puzzle to get there it will be entirely appropriate. You can always hitch a ride on the next UFO because you'll probably meet others on board headed for the same conference!